Spidey Rapture

So I should really be doing my assignment & readings,

Cause we all know I have a lot.

(2nd week of classes and I'm ALREADY behind!!!!!!)

But, I really wanted to share with you guys 

about my daily trauma.

SO! 

Another girly thing bout me is- I'm petrified by bugs.

Like I will seriously scream, no actually shriek (when bugs land on me)

Probably what I hate most bout trekking! 

But anyways,

While I was getting ready for class today,

I picked up a shirt (with others, it fell on the floor :P )

And suddenly, I notice this small brown thing running out from the pile onto my wall!!! 

Right there!!!

And no, I didn't scream..

I rolled up news paper & like a big girl, 

I took a swipe at it!

.......

No.. I lied..

Like a huge wimp I stood there in utter fear with my news paper. T_T

Where's my mommy when I need her???

Anyways, 

Eventually I took my 1st swing!

And yes, this time I screamed.. :( 

Spidey got a lil disoriented and a few legs were slightly crippled.

Then, with another unnecessary scream, I went for my second hit.

This time spidey fell to the floor, legs all curled in. Dead.

YES! 

*boom* *boom* (fireworks....)

Talk bout conquering your fears!! 

BUT!

The horror wasn't over.

I unraveled the news paper (to scoop it up)

So I look away for a split second,

And when I looked back.

SPIDEY WAS GONE!!!! 

*$%^&*$(%*$^(^$!!!

It was NO WHERE in sight! 

How is that possible??

Totally freaked that it might have gotten in my hair, 

Cause history has proven that bugs like my hair as a nest. WAH!

I flung my head upside down & started to give it a good whippin! 

Anyways,

So what happened to it you ask?

Well, I've been thinking for a long time now,

Either, in that split second, it straightened its legs and ran away lightning fast

-unlikely-

Or, it was raptured.

I'm gonna go with this...

Anyways,

I think all of this would have been hilarious to watch!

Cause I was FREAKIN' OUT!

Plus, I was reaching for my shirt... which means.. 

I was doing all of this.... 

HAHA!

Lets not go there..

My only fear is that spidey takes residence on my bed.

 *Sigh*

Looks like I'm not gonna be sleeping in peace tonight.

<3 XOXO

-Linnies-